How you act when you hear a dirty joke.. →
with your friends: With your family: With younger kids:
dog: every snack you make
dog: every meal you bake
dog: every bite you take
dog: i'll be watching you
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! @#!*% !
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic @#!*% !
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
Happy Birthday To My Bro
iLove You Eli
Grr All This Fucking Pollen Is Covering Me.